Bike shorts
Bike shorts separate the cyclists from the alcoholics that got their licenses revoked.
Chase Doutre
Oh hey there. My name is Chase Doutre. You're welcome.
First time here?
Here are my favorite jokes.
Here are my videos.
Here are pictures of me naked.
Please send all of your questions, comments, and sexy lady pictures to doutre@gmail.com.
If I don't respond it is probably because the picture you sent wasn't sexy enough. Dad please stop emailing me.
Stalk Me
Oh yeah, please don't use or post anything of mine without my permission or I will find your mother and do things to her that she finds unpleasant.
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blogroll
0“Just be yourself”
“Just be yourself” is great advice for a first date, if you don’t want to go on a second date.
Mother’s Day
Today isn’t Mother’s Day, it’s Son-Day.
Parental Expectations
My parents wanted me to become a doctor. A false sense of superiority and illegible handwriting was all I could manage.
Fear of Commitment
Men don’t have a fear of commitment. It’s more of a fear of being told what to do for the rest of their lives and being blamed for things out of their control like flight delays or the temperature in a restaurant.
Textbook Buyback
Just got 20 bucks for selling my textbooks back to the school. In that one moment, I got more out of my textbooks than most college students all semester.
Love/hate
I’m a major proponent of the love/hate relationship: I hate a person, yet, I still expect that person to love me.
Denny’s
Nobody willingly goes to Denny’s. Denny’s is more of a place you end up. Like prison or an AA meeting or Denny’s.
Dick Clark
This definitely isn’t the first time Dick has taken over the internet.
